"i love ale" is carved into my bus shelter. who would write this? do pirates catch public transport now?
since when is it's ok to wear crocs in public? i heard they are supposed to be uber-comfortable, but so are my oversized tracksuit pants that I bum around the house in. IN THE HOUSE, NOT OUTSIDE.
stretch piercings. most piercings don't bug me provided they are not on the naughty bits, but if these things go out of fashion, what the hell will you do with the holes? rent your body out as a miniature golf course?
/fin
And I forgot the milk.
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